Welcome into my office. I understand you need an evaluation for a court date coming soon. I can write up a report that will either send you into prison or make you a free man. It is wonderful to have such power, don’t you think? Now, stand up and move that chair out of the way. You are going to be standing for the remainder of my evalustion. I see here that you said you have a smaller than average sized penis. This will be important, as your harrassment accuser described it as being quite large. I need to see it, go on, take off all of your clothes.